SOE, market leader in sexploitation of women (hey, I finally found what it was they refer to!), has unveiled this months shameless marketing promotion - Miss Norrath.
As well as receiving an "Everquest II" hat and a free subscription to Everquest II for one (1) entire month, the lucky girl who looks the most like a horny artist's vision of the perfect woman will win a spread in Stuff magazine and a one year modelling contract with SOE. The glorious and majestic land of shopping mall food courts and car hoods awaits.
Smed has reportedly already ordered his own personal casting couch.
Is this not the most repulsive thing to happen to gaming in a long, long, long time?
Reminds me of the Blues Brothers:
"Your Children?!?"
"Sell us your children!?!"
"Your little girl there, your women!?"
Posted by: D-0ne | May 05, 2005 at 12:45 PM