E306: WAR. THE ABBREVIATED KIND.

So, about that Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning game. GU Comics has some pictures. IGN has some words.

Rather than taking on a more predictable route, the Squig Herder has a unique method of creating and controlling the ravenous balls of meat that are Warhammer's Squigs.

When the herder creates a Squig, the Squig is so ungrateful that he actually eats his master. From inside the Squig's stomach, the herder can now poke and prod the Squig's brain to control his actions. For the most part this will involve a lot of jumping around and biting things. There area few specialized Squigs however; the battle ball Squig will roll over its opponents American Gladiator style. Once a Squig is killed, he spits out the poor herder who is then free to carry on as usual.

I'm feeling a strange burning sensation between my legs.

I think it's fanboyism.

Comments

[Garthilk]

Lol. A bit apprehensive re the Squig herder but I'll have to see it in action myself.