Kid Steals Credit Card, Spends US$30,000 On Hookers And Video Games, Claims To Have Won World of Warcraft Tournament And Is A Traveling Circus Performer. Still Can't Make This Stuff Up.

This kid just blew my Kiss-Becky-Henderson-Behind-The-Garage 13th birthday party out of the water.

A 13-year-old boy from Texas who stole his father's credit card and hired two prostitutes has been convicted of fraud.

Ralph...

A name clearly so made up it can only be his online alias

...Hardy confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his dad's existing credit card company and taking his pals on a US$30,000 spending spree after which they ended up playing Halo on an Xbox with the hookers in a Texas motel.

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They young lotharios explained they'd just won big at a World of Warcraft tournament and wanted to relax.

Forget nerdgasms. I want to party with this guy when his guild downs a boss.

Explaining why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the done thing when you win a "World of Warcraft" contest.

The prostitutes ended up playing "Halo" with the kids instead of having sex with them.

Hey Ralph, you may wanna try respeccing your hormones, buddy.

Comments

[Adam Tiler]

I wonder if the prostitutes were any good at Halo.

I also wonder why he hired prostitutes and did not have intercourse with them. In for a penny and all that.

[fat burners]

Wow! US$30,000? Really?

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I also wonder why he hired prostitutes and did not have intercourse with them. In for a penny and all that.

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