Some God-fearing individual, clearly impressed at being able to kill, maim, slaughter and become the devil himself in a previous Blizzard game, has decided to review World of Warcraft.
What do we learn? The graphics and sound are cool. Evil magic is bad, but not if you think of a non-satanic reason for its existence. Violence is bad too, mmmkay, but it's only a little blood spurt here and there, and surely that won't make Jesus weep. And this too;
Some of the armor and clothes may reveal the midriff on the perfectly apportioned and full chested female models.
Oooh. He's going to Hell for that one.
What a douche. A non-satanic reason for the existence of evil magic? Satan only grants his powers to those who serve him lol!
Posted by: dusematic | December 06, 2004 at 02:42 PM
Those guys never think that they may find things disturbing because they are, indeed, disturbed?
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Bwhahahah, but you have seen the site? You've seen THIS?
"John Cornado is a teen on the verge of committing suicide. His last cry for help is to God. You get to play the role of John's friend Mike. Mike will journey into John's personal hell to defeat the demons that are controlling and ruining his life. If you prevail, not only do you get to smack down demons, but also lead John into a God centered life. However if you perish, John will give up on God and lose the will to live."
Posted by: Abalieno | December 06, 2004 at 03:22 PM
Html no workie, here's the link:
http://www.ccgr.org/article_read.asp?id=64
Posted by: Abalieno | December 06, 2004 at 03:23 PM
Sounds like this guy needs to get some sweet sweet loving "wink wink", "nudge nudge".
Posted by: Zam | December 06, 2004 at 06:27 PM
Christians are scary folks. I was brought up Catholic, but thank god (there's irony and humor right there, I know it) I shrugged it off and don't give a shit anymore. I can't see how anyone can be a religious nutcase.
Posted by: Jiffy | December 06, 2004 at 08:59 PM
Erm, extreme Christians (or any extremist for that matter), I meant to say. This guy doesn't seem too bad though.
Posted by: Jiffy | December 06, 2004 at 09:00 PM
Hehe... Not going to comment on that Christian game review site, but this line from the Warcraft III review struck me as hilarious:"From a Christian perspective this game has violence."
:D
Posted by: Mharc | December 07, 2004 at 09:38 AM