DOES THIS WIZARD'S ROBE MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

(Seen on CorpNews)

Is your skin a pasty white as a result of sitting in front of the computer all day long? Do you dream about THACO numbers, loot tables and dragons in skimpy platemail armor? Do females flee in terror from you when you mention "I work at a video game company..."?

Despair no longer! Salvation is here! Because sexed-up shoots of gaming women are soooo turn of the century, now it is the hairy, less beautiful half of the species turn!

I wonder if these three ever made it into the industry.

Edit: I see Lum wrote something pretty similar - only with a much better title.