n3rfed

MY DOG ATE MY POST

It's been so long since I updated with something, you know, substantial that I'm sure those of you crazy enough to still be checking here between corpse runs or selling gold can handle another 2 week delay. Think of it as waiting for a spawn timer. That's fun, right?

So, what's the lame excuse for putting my half-written triumphant return post on hold this time? A wedding.

Well, that's not fair. It's more like my wedding. As in "tying the knot tomorrow and damned if I can sleep right now".

So, many things to say - and not all of them involving the letters S, O and E - after the alcohol and massages dry up, and I get all the sand out of my shorts.

'Til then.

'E'S DEAD, THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT!

No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

(...and I think I'm almost awake. Those fjords needed some pining for.)