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Ok, Which One Of You Second Life Players Is Responsible For This?

 

Illidan Was Right, We Are Not Prepared

Observations from my first few (buggy) hours in Cataclysm:

* Parties are still of the Wrath Of The Lich King mindset, and will not listen to boss fight instructions. It's taken deaths on the first 3 bosses of Blackrock Caverns before it is thought "Hey, maybe I should listen to those words about standing in the laser beams".

* Even when 80 people are around you, yelling and spitting at you for you to get off your mount so you don't bug the boat, one moron will still spoil it for everyone.

* People will rather camp a spawn point then join a group to do a kill quest.

* If the map location of an NPC is bugged, people will spam General Chat, even though they were at that NPC 1 quest ago.

 

Just another MMO expansion.

This Is My XP Bar

It has not moved after turning in a bunch of dailies, one normal quest, and killing some mobs. It is the same for everyone else on the server.

XP Bar, I hope we can play together soon.

Connecting...

7 Hours Later...

Well, that was, er, quick. But when you have your own pocket raid following behind you, these things are possible.

Meanwhile, the North American servers have yet to even tick over to Cataclysm.

This Report Just In From The European WoW Servers

Tomorrow's To-Do List

1) Go to the supermarket - need eggs, cereal, and juice

2) Email David re: Saturday night

3) Drop off jacket at the dry cleaner

4) Log onto character outside Blackrock Caverns, find entrance for Looking for Dungeon Tool, use tabard to teleport to Argent Tournament, turn in 25 daily quests in Icecrown and Storm Peaks, use Heartstone to port to Orgrimmar, pick up next ranks of tradeskills and Old World flying, pick up initial breadcrumb quests, hop on a boat bound for Vash'jr...

5) Call Grandma

6) Pay electricity bill

7) Go to the gym